I really like the center 4 X-Men in this picture.

I really like this portrait.

Yeah....

So, when I logged in to Netflix this afternoon, I was greeted with one of those lovely mix-and-match genre boxes where I can see what movies overlap. This one was for all things horror. I ticked the “Serial Killer” and “Cult” options. The movie I was blessedly greeted with was—Monsturd.

Here is the Netflix plot description:

“Serial killer Jack Schmidt (Brad Dosland) is a fugitive who has the police and FBI hot on his trail. After being cornered and wounded by law enforcement authorities, he falls into a sewage tunnel where the chemical company Dutech has also been dumping its toxic waste. The poisonous mixture of feces and chemicals mysteriously transforms Jack into a part-human, part-feces monster who sets out on a deadly rampage.”

Also, the tagline is—wait for it—”don’t get caught wit your pants down.”

I would suggest you go to Netflix.com and watch this movie right now. And, if you need some more convincing, I’ve places the trailer below.